Anyone got any "last meal" choices on your list?

Debbi, LoL yeah, I kinda sorta over did it with my "last" thing lol. Speaking about wearing your clothes tight listen to this. LOL LOL I laugh at myself its so funny. A few months ago I was put on steroids for pneumonia. WE ALL know how bad steriods are for somebody who's already "big"(I don't like obese the word is offensive so we shall refrain from using it LOL) well being the tight wad I am I REFUSE to buy bigger clothes.. (ah HEM DENIAL) so I swore I could wedge my big butt into my size ?? (we'll play guess the number later) jeans. Well nothing was working.. the military crawl the squirming the going to the edge of hyperventilation to get them up. SO I got the big bright idea to get the pliers and grab the zipper with it. What I"ve discovered is EVERYTHING seems like a GOOD idea at the time, its the after thought that gets ya. Anyway, I run back into my bedroom determined to get these jeans on. My kids are all banging at the door wanting to know why I had got "daddy's tools" well I was in the bedroom lay down on the bed and grabbed the pliers with one hand and proceeded to suck in as much as I could with the next. WELL what do u know I got them up. When I rolled (bc I couldn't bend) off the bed and went to stand up.. I ripped the WHOLE zipper loose from my jeans.. .. .. NOW tell me if that isn't a first in splittin ur pants?!!! Hey normally I rip 'em out from the bumholey-o but this was DEF a first for me!!