Gonna be a bear!
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're mama bear, everone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yep, gonna be a bear!!
Thank you Deanna, you are very kind
I'm bored with the hair colour now, and thinking of going blond again I get bored with my hair - I used to say I changed my hair because I couldn't change my body...not true now though, so I guess I just like changing my hair hee hee.
I am beginning to feel skinny now too Only want to get rid of my saggy belly.