Funny/embarrassing moments??

What has been your most funny and / or embarrassing moment since WLS? I think Andi's was throwing the burger out the window, but I may be wrong knowing Andi - she certainly gets up to stuff!!!

I missed the burger story.. how did i do that.. There are so many its hard to choose one.. I guess I have a couple.. I went to teach a class for work and the woman thought I was my partner.. she is really thin.. so she is just talking away and says.. i thought u always taught the second day.. is carla still around.. blah blah blah.. i looked at her and said.. i am carla.. she did a triple take and said omg.. this is you.. well I would have never recognized you.. your as thin as your partner.. I just had to laugh at that.. The funniest/embarrassing one is my son Bob.. as you know he is a little different.. He has decided that i am "a new mom.. the new skinny one" so for about a week no matter how many times I said dont do that he introduced me that way.. He has this thing about introducing people and himself. so we go into Jc penneys and he is introducing me to all these strangers I could of just died.. on that note.. he is obssessed with king tut.. i dont know why.. the other day we bought him a king tut casket thing with him in it. So the governors group was doing a tour at his school and the kids were asked to introduce themselves and say soemthing about themselves.. you never know what this kid will say.. so he says .. hi I'm bobby.. i was good this weekend so my mom bought me a coffin.. you should of seen there face as the teachers were trying to explain that one to the governors people.. gotta love kids...

I'll give you the nutshell version! I went to visit a friend in the hospital who was having WLS and she asked us not to eat or drink in front of her. I hadn't eaten breakast or lunch that day and had only had a one ounce bag of beef jerky. On the way home i was so starving that I couldn't stand myself so I pulled into Burger King and got a burger and pulled off the bun and was munching. If you don't hit the bridge by 7pm you're there for all eternity. So i'm munching this burger fast because i'm now too hungry and it starts giving me the rumbly in my tumbly. Because it's almost 6:45 i can't pull over and vomit so i balance the burger king paper bag (eww gross come on!) between my breasteses and i am heaving, then puking into this paper bag resting on my t*tties! I realize i've got a bag o'vomit on me and I heave it out the window, the unfortunate part is it lands on a big s.u.v. behind me and i'm going to say for at least (7) miles he gave me the finger. I'd change lanes, so would he, I'd swerve, so would he. His windshield was covered in burger vomit. Thankfully he got off before I did! ANDI

you can always rely on children to say the 'right' thing at the 'right' time hee hee.

My most embarrassing was when I was about 3 mth post opp and at a board dinner with my husband and the place ran out of fish and brought me a big steak and when I asked them to take it away... (prime rib) (very rare) (makes me puke)... they got all offended and made a seen (if front of everyone) then brought me a plate of carrots and mashed potatoes and got up set that I could not eat that THEN brought out a chocolate tort... at that point we politely excused ourselves and left..... I was so embarrassed and everyone was asking my husband if I was alright... (the prime rib made me pretty green in the gills by then)...so we left before I got sick in the middle of a speach

he he he i think puking the burger was most embarrassing! ANDI

OMG andi.. you win.. that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.. only u could do that... I just love you to death..

Yeah that was horrifying while it was happening but now it makes me hysterical laughing. I wish you could have seen the guys face he looked like he was going to blow a blood vessel, his face was beet red as he gave me the finger the whole ride home! Hugs, ANDI