Why? (a bit of light relief :-) )

>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? >Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries >are flat? >Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there >is not enough? >Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, >but check when you say the paint is wet? >Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? >Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? >Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you >throw a revolver at him? >Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? >Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? >What is the speed of darkness? >Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the >Special Olympics? >If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as >cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? >If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing >here? >Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem >longer? >Do you cry under water? >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be >a good idea to put wheels on luggage? >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in >binoculars to look at things on the ground? >Did you ever stop and wonder...... >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll >squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" >Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna >eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum (butt)." >Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast >to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't >point to their bum (butt) when they ask where the bathroom is? >Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get >undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're >both dogs! >Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? >If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from >vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? >Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same >tune? >Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at >you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the >window and loves it? >Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive `faster?

LOL thats a good one Ruth

Ha ha!!! I needed a good laugh today! By the way, gorgeous new avatar Ruth! Dar