Twas the month after Christmas (repost)

Carla W.
on 1/10/07 10:44 pm - CA
RNY on 05/08/06 with
This was on my california board but its so cute I wanted to share it with you T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house, nothing would fit me, not even a blouse; The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I had to taste, at the holiday parties had gone to my waist; When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber), I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared, The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared; The wine and the rum balls; the bread and the cheese, and the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt, and prepared once again to do battle with dirt, I said to myself, as only I can, "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So, away with the last of the sour cream dip. Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished, 'til all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie--not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore, But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet! Author Unknown
Ruth A.
on 1/11/07 3:46 pm - Letchworth Garden City, UK
What a good reminder of how life was like before WLS and how far we've all come
Shar Pei Kay
on 1/12/07 6:58 am - Port Arthur, TX
Seriously! I kept thinking "After the holidays, I will get back to it... hey, wait!" It was so weird to not have anything to "get back to" because I had stuck with it! I even lost 15 lbs. this past month even though I have been averaging 10 lately. This is just amazing to me. (I do have to say though, I did manage to lose 5 lbs during December last year while on my pre-op diet. I struck a balence between indulging and sticking with, lol.)
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