Jokes

Anyone got any good jokes? I need a good laugh Ruth

What did the fireman name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B I know, it's dumb....

took me a while but I got it in the end. ha ha chuckle Thanks

you want me to get buck naked and dance for ya.....cause i've seen this body unclothed and lemme tell ya, there's some serious laughs going on here if from no where else but from G*D alone! Hugs, ANDI

Only you could think of that one Andi Thanks

did it at least make you smile though? How are you doing pushing liquids today? It's day 2 of making changes and I'm 16.9 ounces in on some crystal light. I also still need to take my vitamins so that'll be some more liquid. It's a long way to work so i don't want to be too liquid filled or i'll have to make a stop on the way and i just hate that. Hugs, ANDI

It's 2pm and I'm only up to 30oz so far so I've got some catching up to do. Usually I get most in during the mornings. It made me more than chuckle. Sometimes I get fed up constantly thinking about weight loss issues if you know what I mean, not wanting to offend anyone here, even tho I come on the board several times a day to catch up with all my friends. I want to be multi focussed in life. It was funny to laugh at a WL issue and laugh at ourselves. Sometimes I get too wound up in it all, get too serious and forget to see the funny side of things. Maybe I'll go home and do a naked dance in front of the mirror (with the drapes closed ) PS Millie LOVES my jiggling wobbly skin and thinks it's cool!!! How different we see things when we are 6 hee hee

OK what is up with those freakin' kids and watching our jiggly bits? All three of mine are fascinated by my bat wings and heaven help me if i'm walking in my panties through our house i swear i feel them looking at me.....my middle guy goes i'm going to call you by your indian name "mybuttsaflappin" i almost choked on my own spit when he said that! Hugs, ANDI ps. i'm working on some serious liquids right now i actually think i'm gonna make it to 64oz today! 16.9 Proper this morning 8.0 oz water mid-morning 16.9 oz propel water I bet i can suck down another 16oz of some liquid before bed, which is great cause this way i can get up in the middle of the night to pee and not fall back to sleep again, gosh i'm loving that something special! Hugs, ANDI

Hey there mybuttsaflappin I laughed out loud when I read that

greetings from mybuttsaflappin' please note that it's 5:20am and although i didn't get in the 64oz i was aiming for, i did get in the 50oz range and now i'm up piddling through the night. I'm going to have to re-evaluate the time i'm doing most of my fluids, maybe i'm like a gremlin, no drinking after 7pm or something. Hugs, ANDI