Rumour
lets start a rumour.
I heard someone say that Megan was offline because she was busted by the police for speeding, and running a stop sign, when the pulled her over, she was in her naughty nighty, so the had to book her and take her down town, when they impounded her car they found
fuzzy hand cuffs and 1 case of lactose free whipped cream in the trunk.
someone else was saying that she was not speeding, but that she was driving up the wrong way on a one way street, and that she was singing so loud that it was waking up the neighbors! what did you hear?
No No No...you've got it all wrong. I heard the WLS was Sooooooo successful that she needed to hold up a bakery and that she raided the stores of bread & cakes. She held the cook at gun point until they had baked 12 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts which she ate in one sitting. Then, because she didnt' want to use up any calories walking out of the store, she sat for 15 hours while she waited for the cals & carbs to work through into her system...hee hee
Megan if you're reading this - YOU GOTTA COME OUT OF HIDING. There'll be no flaming here because of the carb eating. It can't be that bad.
Have you heard the latest? I just heard from a friend who has a friend who's sister knows the father in law of their friend who works with this guy who plays golf with this other guy (so it must be true) who heard that Megan got to goal (woohoo) and was so excited that she got over excited, started dancing and a gust of wind came and lifted her off her feet, her being light as a feather now. Well, she was last seen floating over the Rockies towards California