What have you lost?

I have lost the World's Largest Ball of Tape and the average human brain! Fun! Thanks, Christine

OK _ I have never seen an elephants penis - but I am minus that much now or else I could say 3 automobile tires!! or 3 large bags of potatoes (and I hate even carrying one in from the grocery store! This is cute!! Darlene

This is sooo funny...just read everyone's post again. Let's try to remember to re-post this every month to put a funny spin on what we've all lost.

i gave3 birth to a newborn calf and two guinea pigs. and to think i didnt ever need an epidural. lol

My mind my virginity my sense of humor my car keys my purse my sense of direction my bearings