OT: Revised Living Will Form

New Living Will Form I,_________________________________ being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no cir****tances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes (24 hours) and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: _____Bloody Mary _____Margarita ______Scotch and soda ________Southern Comfort ______Vodka and tonic _____Steak _______Lobster or crab legs ______Remote control _____Bowl of ice cream _____Sports page ______Chocolate _____Sex it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Signature_____________________________Date_____________________