Chocolate stains on the bed

Got yer attention, eh? Actually, a while back we had some chocolate... I suspect this was the "real thing" and was back in the old days... BWLS - before weight loss surgery, that is. We had some chocolate in bed and when I woke up in the morning... there was chocolate on my leg and smeared over the sheet. For those jumping to conclusions, this DID NOT involve a jar of chocolate body paint and a paint brush either. This was normal noshing, savoring, indulgent chocolate. Plus, the derned chocolate stain didn't come out of my 800 thread count sheets either! I have repeated the above a few times with some SF chocolates over the months without the smeared on my leg part, that is. In fact, Rich, who loves to make fun of me... will open the sheets and inspect 'em for chocolate stains just to rib me. Lately we have been having a SF Blue Bunny pop in bed while watching TV. Well, the chocolate shell on the thing flakes off really easily and I am making a bloody mess of my t-shirts I wear to bed and the sheets. I guess that HE doesn't make a mess since he sits up more in bed but I'm just a bloody disaster area. The point of this? There is none. Just a stupid Kathy fact. I'm dangerous with SF chocolate and nice sheets. So there! Kathy

You reminded me of a funny story. A group of us went on a cruise a few years ago. One of our salesmen and his wife were out partying and got to their room late. They just fell into bed. Well, of course, the housekeeper had put a chocolate on their pillows. (Can you see where this is going?) The chocolate fell down into the bed and of course melted! They had a heck of a time convincing the housekeeper it was just chocolate and not something a little more distasteful! We just about died laughing!