The Answers: Little Known Facts

Well there is always the ole standby "whipcream"...

Okay... 1. I have lived in Iceland. TRUE! I lived there for 2-1/2 years from June 1999 to December of 2001. I also met Kevin Costner while I was there! He was playing softball with a bunch of the sailors on base. He's even hotter in person! 2. I have an enormous collection of Barry Manilow music. FALSE! While I love Barry Manilow and USED to have a bunch of his music, I have since taken my CD collection down to music that I listen to more frequently. I actually got rid of too many of them and need to get back the one that has all the good ol' songs on it like Mandy, Weekend in New England, One Voice, etc. Sigh...love 'em! 3. I once had a one night stand with a woman. TRUE! Happened about 9-10 years ago. I met her online, we both were curious and we met and went back to her place, did what we did and that was it. 4. I had three different names (legally) within one day. TRUE! I had my divorced finalized at 10 a.m. (last name Thompson), had my maiden name restored (last name Howard), then got married at 7:00 p.m. that evening (last name Cloud). 5. My dream job is to be a college professor. SO TRUE!!!! I am getting my Bachelor's right now and will go into my doctorate and hopefully with be a college professor of either History or Religion.

1. My name and birthdate are the same. My name is June Seven and I was born June 7, 19xx 2. I was an exotic dancer when I was (much) younger. If you knew me you would know even if it were true (and it is NOT) I would be way too embarressed to admit it! 3. I dropped out of high school. I was way to busy having fun to worry about school. 4. I am a member of MENSA. True 5. I had cosmetic surgery when I was 16. I was in a car accident when I was 15 and my face went through the windshield. This was before seatbelt laws. (My sister was driving her boss's car and we were chasing a boy I liked.) I had cosmetic surgery to reduce the scars on my face. You can barely see them now.

1. Involved with drugs in younger years and spent time in a jail in Juarez, Mexico. TRUE - not something I am proud of. 2. Have had sex in numerous public places. TRUE - hey! I don't regret it! 3. Love math, numbers and am luck to have a job in this field. FALSE - Yuck - I hate math. 4. Come from a family of 6 and half have already passed away. TRUE - my brother, my Mom, my Dad gone in a 3 year period. 5. Used to have a job calling bingo numbers. TRUE - cool job in college and they paid me cash money each time.

I said: 1. When other kids had cats and dogs, I had guinea pigs - 17 of them at once and they all had Russian names. 2. As a teen, my boyfriend and I used to visit the local funeral home at least once per week to attend viewings and sign the guest books. We didn't actually know any of the deceased, but it was something we took very seriously nonetheless. 3. Before giving up bread, I had a serious canned biscuit phobia. I could not open the can or even be in the same room while the can was being opened for fear of the impending "explosion." 4. I have witnessed a baby being born and I have witnessed an elderly person die (not at the same time). 5. I graduated college with a perfect 4.0 grade point average. ____ The fake fact is #5. I am flattered that you all thought that I am bright, but to be frank, someone who is afraid of biscuits, goes to funeral homes for fun, and collects guinea pigs just ain't that smart!

You are just too too precious for words, my dear!

1. Use to unload barges for a living TRUE-still can't figure out how something that weighs 300 tons empty can float 2. Counted-cross stitch-TRUE 3. I have 6 tattoos-also TRUE (maybe 7 pretty soon) 4. Camping/hiking-TRUE 30' travel trailer (is it spring yet?) 5. Piercings in interesting places-FALSE-only my ears and NO plans to ever pierce anything else!