Bathing with the sharpei (some blunt thoughts...)

I've been quite negligent in the pruning department and decided to take a nice hot bath and due some shrubwork...here are my observations... 1. Shaving hair off broomstick-skirt-texture thighs ain't easy and can be dangerous - watch those nicks 2. Our new water heater sucks and doesn't have enough ho****er to take a hot bath... gotta call the folks back... 3. I do not consider myself to be skinny or thin...I look down...I do NOT see my coochie... my belly aka skin gets in the way... if I could see my coochie or a fraction thereof, I'd happily accept the term skinny or thin 4. Once I got done pruning... I swear with what is hanging off my rear affectionately known as the sharpei... I look like I have a "matched set" hanging there... what's up with that? 5. A general observation, the ol' cooch just looks weird. I'm sure it is an extra skin thing but man oh man...ick! 6. Anyone else notice that their bikini line is now a few inches down their thights? These are my blunt and direct self-observations here... Ho ho ho! (Hey, who you callin' a ho anyway???) Kathy... fa, la la la la la la la la...

lol, lol, lol, I'm gonna take a bath, and get back to you

It's discouraging, isn't it? I'm happy with how I look in clothes right now, but nekkid is another story. I swim for exercise, so I've had to get over myself as far as the "broomstick skirt" legs (I loved that) are concerned. But shaving ... you're right, it's now become potentially lethal. I use an electric to get the major fur, then one of those razors that have soap integrated into the top (the brand escapes me) to get the last bits. I wear a Speedo to swim, which shapes the ol' cooch nicely. Gotta be careful next summer, though, when running a fan in the bedroom -- the resulting flapping noises might keep us awake!! Eileen

Eileen, I don't even want to think about shorts or bathing suits next summer! DOH! But...I'd rather have my skin issues than my health issues back. Kathy

Wee-wee? Kitty-Kat? Cha-chi? Oooh! Here's my favorite... Mommy-parts... Wow, this post got sick fast...

Oopss! I miss-placed this post.. It was supposed to go under Kathy's response to Kate's response to Kathy's original post...

Ok Kathy... One- You gotta get another name for it... "Coochie"? Two- Get a Brazillian and pretend that your apron is cabalero jacket. Three- Every man on this May site is now trying to get over the visual and I'm not sure their wives are going to be happy with you.... Have a great holiday. Thanks for the chuckle... Kate Z

Great response Kate!

How about "Hoo Haa"??? Is that better.