Afternoon Chuckle
An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Linda or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Linda came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said: "Linda, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Linda quickly replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like crap this morning."
Kate Z