Afternoon Chuckle

Some of you have already heard this joke, but.... A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, "FIX THE LIGHT, NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! " THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT. TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO." FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE FRONT PORCH STEPS, THEY ARE ABOUT TO CRACK THROUGH. "I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. " " I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE BAR TO WATCH THE GAME IN PEACE!!!" SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. "HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?" SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE HIM A CAKE. THE HUSBAND SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?" SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO........DO YOU SEE A BETTY CROCKER LOGO WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! Kate Z

Thanks Kate, That sure lightened up my afternoon with a good chuckle. I thought it was funny enough to pick up the phone and call my best friend and share it with her. ---Sabrina