Tidbits

"Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult Problem RANDOM TIDBITS The world's termites outweight the world's humans 10 to 1. *** A hummingbird weighs less than a penny. *** Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are Barb - healing fast. After 4 weeks, down 30 lbs. flowers.

Dear Barb, Congrats on your 30lbs... I love useless trivia... here are some I've collected.... *If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) *If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) *The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) *A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) *A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) *Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home.... maybe at work.) *The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") *The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) *The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) *Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) *Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) *Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) *Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) *A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) *An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) *Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) *Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) *Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Hope you enjoy... *(Laughter burns calories and strengthens you stomach muscles.) :rolf: Kate Z

I love it! Thanks for the laughs!

*A pig's ****** lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Hey now! i resemble that coment well more like 30 seconds

awesome kate... the little comments are what really cracked me up. You should post one a day! Give us something else to think about besides our weight.