A little humor to lighten your week...

A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and 1 by 1 began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Barbara. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, an automatic pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot sixteen of them with the gun then she ran out of bullets, killed three more with the knife, then the blade broke, and then she killed the last enemy soldier with her bare hands." "Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this incredible story?" Johnny said, "Stay the hell away from Aunt Barbara when she's drinking." . . . . A safe and Healty New Year to all my May Buddies... Kate Z