LMAO - This is unreal

Full of Life
on 9/25/06 9:58 pm - Broken Arrow, OK
Last night I was at a Mary Kay event (what a totally awesome fun night) My friend is a new Cadilac driver ($42,000 car FREE to her for two years). She's one of those ppl who you look at and think, "wow, she's got it all together and she looks so great and she's such a wonderful person, etc." Well, on my way home last night she calls me and asks me if I know what my inseam is. I said, "like the length of my pants?" She said "yes, do you know your inseam?" I replied, "I've never shopped at a store where you had to know your inseam." *Laurie's feel pretty stupid right about now.* She continues, "Well, most of them dont, but do you buy petite or regular?" *Now we're talking my language* So I tell her I wear petite in dress pants usually because I have to alter regulars (too long). So here's what she says, "Well, you know I'm moving and I hope you won't be offended but I have a bunch of clothes that are either too small or I just don't really wear them and since YOUR NOTHING BUT A TWIG I thought perhaps you could use some of them......" (said in a very nice and complimentary way) OMGSH - This girl is like the poster child for "skinny" She's never had kids and has a GREAT body that's always dressed to the hill - and she wants to give ME clothes!!!!! ONE of us has a major body image problem going on here!!! Either she "thinks" that she's FAT, or I'm smaller then I think. Now I thought I had adjusted my brain to my body size, but something just isn't right here. I just laughed all the way home last night!!!!! Even if only ONE things she gives me fits - I'd be so darn tickled to wear something from her it will be worth it all!!!! Laurie
Kathy & Rich
on 9/25/06 10:47 pm - Fairfax, VA
Yo, Twiggy, Take the clothing and run! I betcha some of it fits if not all! Kathy
Heather L.
on 9/26/06 12:37 am - Marion, VA
I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. My aunt is also one of these "has it all together" women. She even had some plastic surgery done to improve upon herself (even though she was beautiful already). I look at her and think, "man, I wish I looked that good"! Even after having two kids who are now grown and producing grandbabies for her she still looks amazing, has an amazing house, a great looking husband, etc. Yesterday, she emails me and says that she has cleaned out her closet and is bring some clothes that are too small for her to me. I'm with you girl. If even ONE piece of clothing she brings even remotely fits me, I will be estatic! Heather
Full of Life
on 9/26/06 4:09 am - Broken Arrow, OK
Isn't that just the coolest thing!! My husband tells me that I"M the one women are looking at in the mall now. He thinks that they're wanting to be like me. (talk about a joke) hahaha Laurie
michdeb
on 9/26/06 2:19 am - Southeast, MI
Laurie and Heather, Get the idea? CONGRATULATIONS to you both for the deserved ego boost, and the cool new clothes. Debra M. off to take her first post-op shower vicodin is a good thing
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