Beware!!

This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have: Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly attached at least three inches lower than my original) to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. Now, my rear complemented my legs, lump for lump. Frantic, I prayed that long skirts would stay in fashion. It was two years ago when I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair, and I watched horrified but fascinated as the flesh of my upper arms swung to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary. My body was being replaced one section at a time. How clever and fiendish. Age? Age had nothing to do with it. Age is supposed to creep up, unnoticed, something like maturity. NO, I was being attacked repeatedly and without warning. In despair, I gave up my T-shirts. What could they do to me next? My poor neck disappeared more quickly than the Thanksgiving turkey it now resembled. That's why I decided to tell my story. I can't take on the medical profession by myself. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee. That really isn't plastic that those surgeons are using. You KNOW where they are getting those replacement parts, don't you? The next time you suspect someone has had a face "lifted," look again. Was it lifted from you? I think I finally found my thighs... and I hope that Cindy Crawford paid a really good price for them! This is not a hoax. This is happening to women in every town every night. WARN YOUR FRIENDS. P.S. I must say that last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! As I jumped out of bed I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband

Susan, I needed that. Thanks for the afternoon laugh. This is so us--I know most of this applies to me. The plastic surgeons are gonna get rich! Don't get me wrong though, I'm so happy with the new me. Thanks again. Take care. g

That was so great. It made me laugh and I want to say ty cause I really needed that.

Too funny, thanks for a well needed laugh. Maggie

Susan... They got YOU too huh??? Geez, I thought it was only me... Well, at least we aren't alone!!! THANKS for the much much much needed laugh today!!!! God bless ya!! Keep smiling!! xoxo, Loree

That is TOO Funny!!! I'm looking forward to February when I go to the plastic surgeon in hopes of finding new breast and a new tummy I would like mine to come from Tyra Banks She wouldn't miss a little bit and besides she knows where to go get some new ones - all her "Angel" friends...it should be a crime to hang out with beautiful women in groups of 2 or more - it makes the rest of the world look like the wheres the beef grandma It's good to see you...I'll try coming around more I'm amazed at how little time I spend surfing the net and reading profiles on OBH...oh badee oh badah life goes on yeah... Hugs, Michelle