Read Only if you want a laugh!!!

I saw some of these on line and thought I would share them with you... Enjoy! You kow that you are ready for WLS when you know that... 1. "Lap" is more than a dance done at a strip club 2. Wooden spoons are not just for cooking 3. Your cubboards are stocked with baby food but there are no babies in the house 4. OH is a great place to visit, and it is not the buckeye state 5. "Denile" is NOT a river in Egypt 6. "Dumping" is not the same thing as littering 7. "I've got a date" does not mean you are going out with someone 8. "PS" is much more than a post-script 9. Popsickles aren't just for kids 10. Getting to the "other side" has nothing to do with death!

Hi Debra, That was so funny. I'm going to borrow it from you and put on my State Support Site. Thanks for posting that. Jean

OK, OK...I know I'm gonna regret this, but what is "OH"? I get the rest???? Jayne Lap RNY 5/14/2004

OK, OK...I know I'm gonna regret this, but what is "OH"? I get the rest???? I think it's Obesity Help Not sure but it fits for me roflll

Ahh.....Obesity Help......yes, that makes sense! Thanks, Jayne

Yup, OH is Obesityhelp.com Glad you enjoyed them! Here are some more... You know you have had weight loss surgery when: 1. You order a doggie bag at the same time you order your dinner 2. Your britches are too big for YOU! 3. Your favorite seat in the house is made of porcelain. 4. The scales at Walmart don't say "one at a time please" anymore. 5. People say you are phat 6. You don't need the jaws of life to be rescued from a turnstyle. 7. Your mother says you are not eating enough. 8. You don't mind wearing "hand-me-downs"... .