Anybody dump out the rear yet?

Being the day before grocery day, I opened the fridge this afternoon and saw nothing remotely appetizing staring back at me, EXCEPT hot wings. I know chicken kills me, but being hard-headed as I am, I threw 3 wings in the microwave and gave it a shot. I got them all down, but stood over the sink spitting foam for a few minutes.afterwards. About half an hour later I felt a rumbly in the tumbly, and made a beeline for the toilet. Rule #1 since my RNY is never trust a fart. Lucky for me too, because I had major power squirts. It was nasty, but not nearly as bad as throwing up. Anybody else experience this? DD

OMG that is hilarious and so true!!! Never trust a fart after RNY. I love it. Yes, I shamefully have to admit that I had this reaction last weekend.... twice. Ate an SF ice cream bar. Immediate consequences. And then 2 hours later I was woken out of a dead sleep for round 2. My intestines are so moody these days!!

DAvid, you are sooo friggin' funny! Yep, that should be the first rule that all newbies should memorize!

bahahahahha!! Dave you crack me up! That's my new mantra "Never Trust a Fart after RNY" And yes, I had that happen with a small piece of blue cheese from Trader Joe's that I love and couldn't help myself. I cut the cheese. hahahha. Inky

I haven't but I would thank anything that would make me go! You had me laughing at the phrasing

OMG YESSSSS.....I did it on a piece of fish....My mom said she baked it.....NOTTTTT.....The reason we did this is because of the fat....It was something way too greasy for our stomach.......You are too funny DD......I hope that you feel better now....FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE YOU CAN HONESTLY SAY YOU ARE NOT FULL OF S#&^.....LMAO>......Seriously though I hope that you are feeling better.....Take care.....CRYSTAL LITE

OH yes, I can relate! The first time was a SF yogurt. The second, a SF popsicle. The third time, SF frozen yogurt. I finally realized that aspartame makes me dump. Literally!

I love it, never trust a fart after RNY lol. I hope you feel better Sherri

Hi DD, Change of subject. Awhile back I saw a post from you talking about a new scale you bought. Could you please let me know the name of it. I can't stand the cheap scale I have any longer. It is never ever the same. Thanks, Joni

It's a Tanita HD-351. Available from numerous places on the web. I believe I bought my from Amazon.com for about 80.00. I've had it for about a year now and have been very happy with it. It's brutally honest, but fair and consistent.... If only my Boss were that way DD