Monday morning funny.....
This might be some of us a year from now!!!!
Joe and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.
"You know, Joe, "she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I
see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag
so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are
as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad,
deflated version of the Hindenburg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me
just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about
myself"?
Joe studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a
soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your
eyesight."
He never heard the shot.
HaHa...Barbara
Barbara, I can just see it! Gladys stands there with the smoking gun and says, "yup, my eyesight is just fine. It only took one shot!"
Thanks for the morning funny!
- Stephanie 
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