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Topic: RE: You know you've had WLS when...
Trisha,
Thank you so much for that...It was wonderful... I laughed alot!!! and your right.. many people would NOT understand!! Thanks again!!!
Pam
Down 90 pounds .. 20 more to go!!
Topic: You know you've had WLS when...
You Know When You've Had WLS When.....
* You have baby food in the house and no baby.
* "I'm a loser" is a good thing.
* All of your silverware says Gerber.
* A wooden spoon isn't just for cooking. (open wls patients understand this one)
* "Welcome to the other side" doesn't include death.
* New clothes fall off in a week.
* You get excited about hand me downs.
* The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says "one at a time please".
* Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing.
* Hitting the "Century Mark" is actually a good thing.
* You can be touched by an angel and still not be considered crazy.
* When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide.
* When you get excited that your incision was "only 4 inches".
* When the word lap has nothing to do with a swimming pool.
* When you are glared at in the plus size department because you don't "belong there".
* When you really don't have a thing to wear.
* You have to prove you are the person on the drivers license.
* You start being in the pictures not behind the camera.
* You want to hug everyone fat and hand them your surgeon's card. (don't do this!! haha!)
* You are never far from a bottle of water
* When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your meal.
* Being too small for your britches.
* When you go pick up your child at school and all the other kids say WOW you're mom is hot.
* When you go to the mall and take the first available space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to the door.
* You truly are a "cheap date".
* When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping sound.
* Vitamins feel like a meal.
* You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't have a breast reduction.
* You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school friend who asks "did you change your hair?"
* You can cross your legs... both of them
* When your obsession from food turns to your scale.
* They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of life to extricate you from a turnstile.
* No more Velcro shoes
* When your stairmaster is no longer used for drying your fine washables
* Your mother says "You don't eat enough"
* When your doctor looks you in the eye and says "I know you will have success with this."
* You can wear corderoy pants without igniting a fire
* When you wave and your upper arms wave back
* You safety pin your underwear
* Cannot blame the cat for shedding
* Cancel your Lane Bryant Credit Card
* 3 Lean Cuisines a week and that's your total grocery purchase
* The kids wonder what happened to the cake and cookie god..did he die???
Topic: RE: Official 6-month checkup
Roxy,
Thanks! I appreciate your support! Sending you all best wishes on your impending C-Club membership!!!
Myra
Topic: RE: Official 6-month checkup
To Everyone!! Thanks so much! Such nice words ... wow!
To Heidi, Hang in and take small steps! When I try to go at things like a house-a-fire, I always end up not getting anything done, but when I go at things a little at a time, I surprise myself. I'm sending the *organization and energy* fairy your way right now! (BTW, did you check your YMCA as a gym choice? Ours charges $13 a month to work out there.)
to all my fellow "Marchers" and everyone!
Myra
Topic: RE: 6 month anniversary
Hi Mikey..... I remember you well I had surgery 3/16/05 I am down 71pds and feeling great.It is very slow going now and I thought that I am a slow loser so I am sooooooo glad I found this site to see all us March 05 patients, Best of luck to you and your great weight loss.
Janice
Topic: RE: Century Club here I come!
Thanks Patti! I do want to shout it to the world--I feel sooooo great!! Thanks for your support!
{{{Hugs}}}
Meg
Topic: RE: Newest member of CENTURY CLUB!!
Congratulations Trisha! I have been following your journey for a long time. You finally made it! Yeah Doing the happy dance with ya.
Stacey
Topic: RE: Century Club here I come!
Way to go Meg!! That is awesome!! I bet you just want to shout it to the world!! Heres to ya!! I have always said that I wouldnt want a tummy tuck and I really dont have alot of loose skin but wow, the prospect of having a flat belly really does sound nice!!!
You go girl and congrats!! Let us know when you hit that big number!!!
Patti
Topic: Century Club here I come!
Hi Fellow Marchers!
I had my 6 month follow-up yesterday and all was well! I weighed 157 lbs, down 99 lbs since surgery, and down 129lbs from my all time high! I don't think I've every wanted to lose 1 pound so badly--come on 100 pounds total weight loss!!
My doctor was very pleased with my progress. He said I would be @ goal in 7 pounds. He told me that I have approx. 15 lbs of excess skin and recommended that I pursue having the excess skin removed in a few months. I am so excited about the prospect of having a flat belly! Just wanted to share my good news with everyone.
Meg