LET'S LIGHTEN UP!

Okay, I'll speak for myself... "IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE. IF IT COMES BACK, IT WILL ALWAYS BE YOURS. IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK, IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO BEGIN WITH. BUT, IF IT JUST SITS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, MESSES UP YOUR STUFF, EATS YOUR FOOD, USES YOUR TELEPHONE, TAKES YOUR MONEY, AND DOESN'T APPEAR TO REALIZE THAT YOU HAD SET IT FREE...YOU EITHER MARRIED IT OR GAVE BIRTH TO IT." "REASON TO SMILE: EVERY 7 MINUTES OF EVERY DAY, SOMEONE IN AN AEROBICS CLASS PULLS A HAMSTRING." "THEY KEEP TELLING US TO GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR BODIES. MINE ISN'T ALL THAT COMMUNICATIVE BUT I HEARD FROM IT THE OTHER DAY AFTER I SAID, 'BODY, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO TO THE SIX O'CLOCK CLASS IN VIGOROUS TONING?' CLEAR AS A BELL, MY BODY SAID, 'LISTEN FATTY...DO IT AND DIE." "AMAZING! YOU HANG SOMETHING IN YOUR CLOSET FOR A WHILE AND IT SHRINKS TWO SIZES!" "SOMETIMES I THINK I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING...THEN I REGAIN CONSCIOUSNESS."

Too cute ! VAL