Paulie the wonder bird
Paulie's new trick...
hangs upside down from the top of his cage wings spread wide flapping while he swings himself in a circle yelling "CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD"
how can anyone get depressed with that silly bird in the living room?
Cats on the other hand are trying to give me a heart attack.
i woke up the other night with my heart pounding. i can sleep through anything and have but i woke up hearing what sounded like a person tiptoeing up my stairs going into my sitting room across from my bedroom and opening the drawers to my desk shuffling papers too.
i tell you i was so scared! i tried to dial 911 on my cell phone but everytime i hit a button it would make a loud beep.
i kept thinking that the next thing they'd do was try to open my bedroom door which was locked.
i hid under the covers and tried to dial but the stupid thing kept beeping. so after about an hour of listening to this noise i fell alseep. HOW COULD I FALL ASLEEP!!!
it was my two cats. those rotten animals had papers all over the sitting room. i could have killed them if i coud have found them. i knew it was the cats cause the idiots left a hair ball on top of the morgage invoice!
i told my sister and we had a good laugh over it later on she had something similar happen. she said she heard that you should keep your car keys by your bed. most cars now have the help button to press that will set off alarms.
she said that when the alarms go off it wakes your neighbors who come runnign when it doesn't go off plus it scares the robbers and makes them go away. so now i sleep with the car keys necxt to me and i turn the sound off my cell phone!
hey everyone has to have a plan right?
CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD
hangs upside down from the top of his cage wings spread wide flapping while he swings himself in a circle yelling "CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD"
how can anyone get depressed with that silly bird in the living room?
Cats on the other hand are trying to give me a heart attack.
i woke up the other night with my heart pounding. i can sleep through anything and have but i woke up hearing what sounded like a person tiptoeing up my stairs going into my sitting room across from my bedroom and opening the drawers to my desk shuffling papers too.
i tell you i was so scared! i tried to dial 911 on my cell phone but everytime i hit a button it would make a loud beep.
i kept thinking that the next thing they'd do was try to open my bedroom door which was locked.
i hid under the covers and tried to dial but the stupid thing kept beeping. so after about an hour of listening to this noise i fell alseep. HOW COULD I FALL ASLEEP!!!
it was my two cats. those rotten animals had papers all over the sitting room. i could have killed them if i coud have found them. i knew it was the cats cause the idiots left a hair ball on top of the morgage invoice!
i told my sister and we had a good laugh over it later on she had something similar happen. she said she heard that you should keep your car keys by your bed. most cars now have the help button to press that will set off alarms.
she said that when the alarms go off it wakes your neighbors who come runnign when it doesn't go off plus it scares the robbers and makes them go away. so now i sleep with the car keys necxt to me and i turn the sound off my cell phone!
hey everyone has to have a plan right?
CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD CRAZY BIRD
I would of been scared to death...one night since Bill's been laid up I heard a bad noise in the house and sheesh I know the fear...it was nothing, but scared me to death...but I never thought of that car key idea...thats a very good one...I may just start doing that myself...after that one night I put a big old butcher knife in my night stand beside my bed...crazy I know but it makes me feel better knowing I might have a chance if it comes to that...either that or jump from my window but that wouldnt be such a good idea...its too high LOL....and that bird he sounds like a kook, I bet he keeps you laughing non stop. Can I borrow him?
"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe" ----"Anatole France"
"Joyously grasp the ties that bind you, for they lead straight to the heart"---"Wm."
Kimberly...
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