Democrat,Republican, or Redneck????
Just read this on another OH board thought it was abit funny...hope I dont offend anyone:
This isn't meant to offend...we all just gotta be able to laugh at ourselves sometimes...
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide...
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
Obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"
This isn't meant to offend...we all just gotta be able to laugh at ourselves sometimes...
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide...
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
Obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 911? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist!"
...knew I should stay out of this political stuff.
heehee no i thought it was funny and i laughed!!! 
we all have more backbone than that i think. we have all known each other for a long time... we dont want to start tip toeing around each other scared to death we may say the wrong thing. Being a friend is taking the good and the bad from your friend and saying... hey knock it off now your ******g me off...or hey! Thats too harsh. and our answer would then be.. I'm sorry... and moving on but still loving that person for who they are. We're all good people on here. no one is perfect. being a friend is forgiving that person if they make you mad. know what i mean? As long as we stay away from name calling and tone it down. (i promise to tone it down.) we all should be ok and strong enough not to run away. Honestly thought i still am not sure about any one candidate. so...
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the joke was funny
we all have more backbone than that i think. we have all known each other for a long time... we dont want to start tip toeing around each other scared to death we may say the wrong thing. Being a friend is taking the good and the bad from your friend and saying... hey knock it off now your ******g me off...or hey! Thats too harsh. and our answer would then be.. I'm sorry... and moving on but still loving that person for who they are. We're all good people on here. no one is perfect. being a friend is forgiving that person if they make you mad. know what i mean? As long as we stay away from name calling and tone it down. (i promise to tone it down.) we all should be ok and strong enough not to run away. Honestly thought i still am not sure about any one candidate. so.... the joke was funny
i posted one awhile back and no one responded either. I love posting some of the funny and silly stuff... i have one that i want to post that will make everyone cry. CONNIE would love it. its hysterical about a city boy moving to Arizona. LOL i almost peed myself it was so funny and i have a chilli cook off one that i did cry over. so did my friend at work we were both in hysterics. I have to post it on monday though cuz its at my work. keep posting them i love em!
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