Battle of the snackwells

It was a tough fight. STop & shop on a sunday afternoon. Familys picking up things for a cookout, Moms getting those snacks for the week for the kids, and me. Doing my weekly grocery shopping. I too was on a mission. To go through the store and pick up only the things on my shopping list. Please note that shopping list did NOT have sugar free snackwell shortbread cookies on it at all. Cheese sticks, bananas, deli turkey, the usual lunch things for my work week. The produce aisle is easy. Bananas OOO nice yellow ones and some greenish ones to ripen by thursday. Can't forget the vegis! On to the deli. Low fat sliced turkey yum. Next aisle better get a small jar of peanut butter. Next aisle. Picked up the oatmeal and a box of my kelloggs specail K high protein cereal. Next aisle..ut oh....cookies! Cracker box at home is full. No need to travel the dangerous cookie aisle. But...they call me...pammmy PammmmmmYYYYY PAMMY! we are here. The snackwells you love. PAMMY! SHORTBREAD SNACKWELL SUGAR FREE PAMMY WE ARE SUGAR FREE!!!!! NOOOOOOO Get thee behind me satan sugar free snackwell shortbread cookies!!! YES! I walked right past the aisle! Oh that felt good! I do not need those cookies! what I need is toilet paper! Yes! and Paper towels! Yes! And little friskies chopped chicken in gravey cat food! Cookies go back to the bowels of the earth cause I Pammy do not need you! Next aisle. Skipping Pammy down the aisle gotta pick up some cat food...la la la lalaaaaaa whats this? something green on the same shelf as the little friskies chopped chicken in gravey that my finicky furrry friends love. Its a box. A green box. OH MY GOD ITS A BOX OF SUGAR FREE SNACK WELL SHORTBREAD COOKIES! The dam things followed me here! GET BACK EVIL COOKIES GET BACK! No little friskies chopped chicken in gravey for Lilly or Sammy this week! I turned and ran down the aisle to the toilet paper. I would have run to the register but I really needed the toilet paper at home. Yes there is only one can of little friskies chopped chicken in gravey at home but that can will last them until I can get to another store where the sugar free snackwell shortbread cookies are not following poor innocent shoppers. Snackwell sugar free shortbread cookies O points Score one for the home team Pammy 1 whew.