Days of Christmas (O/T)
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six pairs of sexy shoes
An approval letter from my insurance company for a body lift (on the fifth!)
four days of fun in the sun
three gift certificates to Victoria's Secrets
two tight, firm butt cheeks
a workout in a new gymnasium
and a partridge in a pear tree!
(I dare you to try to sing this!)
Joy
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 different flavors of protien drinks,
Six pairs of sexy shoes
An approval letter from my insurance company for a body lift (on the fifth!)
four days of fun in the sun
three gift certificates to Victoria's Secrets
two tight, firm butt cheeks
a workout in a new gymnasium
and a partridge in a pear tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A new clothing shopping spreeeeeee......
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 different flavors of protien drinks,
Six pairs of sexy shoes
An approval letter from my insurance company for a body lift (on the fifth!)
four days of fun in the sun
three gift certificates to Victoria's Secrets
two tight, firm butt cheeks
a workout in a new gymnasium
and a partridge in a pear tree!
On the Ninth day of Christmas He gave to Me
Nine days of Carb-free diet & a wonderful new attitude!!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A new clothing shopping spreeeeeee......
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
7 different flavors of protien drinks,
Six pairs of sexy shoes
An approval letter from my insurance company for a body lift (on the fifth!)
four days of fun in the sun
three gift certificates to Victoria's Secrets
two tight, firm butt cheeks
a workout in a new gymnasium
and a partridge in a pear tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 new Connie stories,
Nine days of Carb-free diet & a wonderful new attitude!!
A new ($800) clothing shopping spreeeeeee......
7 different flavors of protien drinks,
Six pairs of sexy shoes
An approval letter from my insurance company for a body lift (on the fifth!)
four days of fun in the sun
three gift certificates to Victoria's Secrets
two tight, firm butt cheeks
a workout in a new gymnasium
and a partridge in a pear tree!
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