Digging Up Grandma - Long and Off Topic
OK, I'm not one to hysterically laugh out loud while reading something, but this had me laughing so hard that my roommate (soon to be ex-hubby) came in and asked me to quiet it down because he was sure I was going to wake the neighbors.
You are so freakin' hilarious. You tell such a great story. I think you've missed your calling as a writer. You really have a talent and I always look forward to your stories and musings.
Now, can you tell us the one about Candy running Grandma over with her Monte Carlo?!
Love you!
-W-
You know guys, I'm nowhere near being the funniest person in my family. I'm fortunate enough to have some nutty characters in my family who make for good stories. I'm going to have to ask Candy to refresh my memory on the Grandma/Monte Carlo story before I tell it. You'd think I could remember a story like that, but I don't remember all of the details. I blame my other grandmother for my brain damage and failing memory.
When I was a kid, she decided that she didn't like the neighbor's kids so baked some cupcakes with a pocket of cayenne pepper in the middle. I walked my happy little butt over to the neighbor's as she told me to and handed the plate to the young punk on the porch that Grandma couldn't stand. He took one bite and promptly beat the hoo ha out of me. A year later, with the help of his sister, I got even by shaving his eyebrows off when he was passed out and then buried all his shoes in a corn field.
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