GREAT SEX!!!!

oh my grief! LOL I am cracking up! another really good thing to do on a bad day is get into the hot tub and watch the jets wiggle your excess skin! PARTICULARLY lovely casue it floats at a higher level than the rest of ya! LOL! thanks for the laugh! I needed it! Nic 291-161-150 ps...once ya stop clucking like a chicken I have a few comments to add to the great sex subject...on another day! :wink:

Hey Nic..... That gives me another idea.......did you ever watch one of those undersea nature shows with films of Manta Rays? They look like they're flying through the water. Maybe with all of our spare skin, we can develop a new way of swimming by flapping our "wings"!!! What the hell, we might as well get some use out of it!! Cheers Mike

First of all, what's sex? I seem to have a vague recollection. I think I even enjoyed it. Hmmmmm.... I must research this. Second of all, why would you want me to hurt myself by doing jumping jacks naked? I could put an eye out or at least bruise myself with those unrestrained and out of control flying breasts. That would be like beating myself about the face and head with a tennis ball in a sock. Now why would you want me to do that? Seriously though, I took an aerobics class a few months ago and could not understand why I was feeling so off balance and out of whack. I finally realized that it was a new instructor who was doing a lot of turns and direction changes very quickly. Now that's fine for size 10 people who are not wearing a size 26 skin suit. When I would turn to the South, my skin would keep going North until it reached it's limit and then would come careening back. By that time, I was heading West. It was all my poor skin could do to keep up with the rest of me. I had another aerobics instructor who kept having us do jumping jacks. I'm still a DD girl and although it's not a pretty DD, there's still stuff there and it hurts to send the girls hurtling through the air. I would plant my feet, put my hands on my hips and scowl at the instructor until the class was finished with that jumping jack nonsense. Finally, after a few weeks I shouted out, "You know, only a man or someone with no boobs would torture us with jumping jacks!" That was the last jumping jack she ever had us do and the rest of the class cheered. Connie

Yeah.....You're right......jumping jacks are a bit violent, but almost anything involving motion will get the flesh-a-flappin with the desired humorous results. As for your instructor.... it sounds like she's a bit of a "boob" herself whether or not she has any. Nice job putting her in her place!! Mike

i am so disappoined!! No sex talk? LMAO!!!! I would like to say that going to adult toy stores now is fun!! No one looks at me and laughs. Before when i went to them, i felt like people were laughing and staring. But now, when they see me and my boyfriend there, they must be thinking, WOW look at them, they are going home and getting it on!!!

Well Tanya.....Lets just say that I'm a bit outnumbered here and would rather not get "Flame Broiled" by you ladies, so my well developed sense of self-preservation tells me that I should let one of you lovlies take the lead on this one!!! Chicken....yes but still alive to cluck!!! Mike