GREAT SEX!!!!

OK.....I LIED.....But I got you and your dirty mind to read this post, didn't I???!!! Anyway, the reason for all of this foolishness is that I have decided that with us all past the one year mark as Post-Ops, we have developed a lot of issues with food choices; slowing weight-loss; end of the "honeymoon period"; growing appetite; plastic surgery; and a host of other issues. It seems to me that we (myself included) have gotten way too serious and IT'S TIME TO LIGHTEN UP DAMMIT!!!!!! Therefore.... with this in mind....I would like to suggest that we start the weekend with a laugh! Here's what you do: (Unless you're incredibly brave you'll want to be alone for this) 1) Get Naked 2) Stand in front of a full- length mirror in a room with good light 3) Do jumping Jacks!!! 4) Repeat as necessary I defy any of you to try this and keep a straight face!!!! Have a great weekend my friends... Mike

TO GET A LAUGH, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS DO A "TWIST" I SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL. IT IS REALLY FUNNY TO WATCH. IT TAKES A BIT FOR MY BODY TO QUIT MOVING. IF THE INS COMPANY SAW THAT, THEY WOULD DEFINITELY APPROVE THE TT.

Hi Martha; You're absolutely right....it's kind of like a bowl of Jello in an earthquake! Maybe this would be a novel way to convice the insurance companies of the necessity of a TT! Mike

Thanks, Mike! Joy

Hi Joy....If you'll pardon the pun.... I'm just trying to "SHAKE THINGS UP"!!.................. I'll go to my room now. Mike

and it worked-thanx for the levity!!! i am not ever going to stand nekkid again--anyhwhere-i looked the other nite and was quite disturbed to see that my "girls" --who took a trip yonder after my hysterectomy---are now no longer the same size-by that i mean that one is longer than the other-sorry if too graphic!!! i've never been "big" but at least i had a matched set-which i no longer do!!!!! hmmmm i know--TMI!!!! hoping to have a great weekend-tho dh and i were in the ER for 4 hours last nite-he is sick...so to all--enjoy the weekend

Hi Margo... Glad that I brought a smile. I hope that DH is OK and that the recovery is quick!!! Mike

O MY GOD! ok so i didn't do the jumping jacks cause i know i'd probalby take flight with the wing span i've got right now hahahahahahaha who thought i'd ever laugh about my underarms! Hey any of you ladies out there who shave...how in the heck do we do it without bleeding to death?

You bring up a great point, Pamela. I have a beard, but I do shave my neck and I'm doing a lot of bleeding lately. My neck was always "pre-stretched", so I never had to worry about it and just ran the razor around with reckless abandon. Now, if I don't pull and tug at all of the loose skin, I end up slicing myself to pieces! Mike

Whadya mean you lied? I sure hope Abby doesn't see that you wrote that!!! Maureen