Hey Connie!

How's the hairy butt?

After a week of antibiotics and a liberal twice daily application of butt cream, I'm doing well. Rest assured that I took pictures of that lovliness before I cured it. I was going to have my sister take the pics, but didn't want to burn the image onto her retinas. Thank God for digital cameras because I was able to just reach around and start clicking until I got the right shots. Could you imagine taking film of my butt to the photo shop to be developed? I can hear it now, "Eeeeewwww!" Connie

Aw Connie! I hope your butt will stay better BUT... (no pun intended there) BUT... the more that is documented the better your chances are for insurance covering that plastic surgery! I missed all your funny stories! hee hee! you always crack me up! "a mini columbo" doc... hee hee. I often wonder if my husband is in a comma or blind or something... with all this loose skin! He's been so great about everything! i just need to get on the ball and get the rest of this weight off so that I can finally look into plastic surgery. honestly i think i am going to call discovery health and tell them ... hey if you pay for my plastics you can do a little documentary on me!!! ugh... just dont know if im brave enough to do it!!! BUT despereate times mean desperate measures! Elizabeth M