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DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and
I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt
for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in
order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my
dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the
carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since
it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely
made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I
am. *******s!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I
was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.
However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that
my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what
this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must
try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously
retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him
communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my
every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an
elevated cell, so he is safe.
For now...
so very very wonderful! we have all three types of critters at our house so i can picture the scenario!!!!!!!
my cat has been living in a self imposed cell (sanctuary)of our bedroom/bathroom suite- she sleeps either on or under the bed or on an antique burgundy velevet( read that hair magnet) chair and she eats and potties in the bathroom -last nite she actually meandered out to the living room and kitchen for almost an hour- whas up?????
Margo,
I have a reluctant cat also. She is probably one of the most beautiful cats I've ever seen, a long-haired Calico, but seldom seen by anyone other than me. She mostly resides in my bedroom, but comes out at the strangest times. She shys away from most people, but every once in a while, a strange man will come into the house and she'll show up. The cable guy came the other day and she wouldn't leave him alone. I have a reallly strange guy who works on my team and comes to the house once or twice a year for team functions. This cat who is normally very reticent to be around people will seek out this guy and not leave him alone.
I already have the name of my next animal. I don't care what the animal is, I have the name ready. I had dinner last night with my oldest and dearest friends and my honey. We were talking about Haggis and I said that I had actually eaten it before. They asked what it tasted like and I said it tasted too "organy" for me. "What?!? Organy? What's Organy?" Well, Haggis is sheep liver and heart mixed with oatmeal and stuffed into sheep stomach. It tastes like organ meat and I'm not a fan of most organ meats. My dear adoring boyfriend said "Organy sounds like one of your pet's names. Don't you have an Aardvark named Organy?" Mind you this is coming from a man who has named every dog he ever owned Sprocket. And then that started the conversation about my pets' names and how I don't seem to have a normal animal name for anything. Peabody, Rufus, Stinky, Runtly and Maisey. What's wrong with that? Fine, I'm naming the next animal Organy.
Connie
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