Speaking of sagging boobs....

This reminds me of a story a co-worker tells about his brother who is a paramedic. He had gone to this call where they had to transport a woman of substantial breastitude (not in a good way), and in order to attach some doohickey or thingamabob, they had to physically lift her wayward breast and hoist it back onto her chest. Wellllllllllllllll, in the process of doing that, they lifted the breast and out fell half a sandwich. The woman then remarked "Oh! I wondered where that went!" Note to self: Be sure to check the bra if dinner suddenly disappears! Dina (gives a whole new concept to the "pencil" test!)

So So funny I needed that.

OMG!!!!

I have a brother in law who is a Dr. *****lated a similar story from when he was a resident. They had a woman of large proportions in and she had an awful oder. Her problem was not life threating, so they had the CNA give the women a sponge bath. It still didn't help, so they went on with the examination. The Dr. lifted her breast to listen to her lungs, and a moldy, turkey sandwitch was exposed and deemed to be the culprit for the smell.