Need Help With Trail Name

I looking for help from this community in coming up with a clever trail hiking name. It is my plan to do a thru hike of the Appalachian Trail this spring and summer and everyone that does the trail has a nickname. It is usually assigned by someone on the trail but I was thinking it would be better to have my surgery buddies come up with something cute. You can go to www.trailjournals.com to get some ideas on what I am talking about. We will have a contest that the winner will be picked by Dr. Bour's staff and there will be significant prize at Nutrition Solutions in Greenville. If anyone one out there knows of anyone that has attempted a long distance adventure like this after surgery I would like to get a hold of them. I am trying to figure out how to get in the correct amount of colories per day when I am burning 6-8,000 per day.