Scud Missiles. HILARIOUS!

Scud Missiles I'm the only female in a house full of guys. Four sons and a husband. I'm the only one who would be using Female products.....correct? A peculiar thing was happening at my house. Tampons were disappearing! A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out a tampon,and there was only one left. I could have sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it. Next month I go back to the cupboard...and again...there is only one tampon left again. What's going on? Gremlins? I go to the store and buy another box, and forget about it. I decided to clean out my two youngest sons closet and at the bottom of their closet are the wrappers, applicators and the tampons themselves. I am starting to freak! What are they doing with them? I get a hold of myself and tell myself that I am an adult and can handle this, despite the bizarre thoughts running through my mind. I'm thinking, "Do I have enough money saved up in the bank for major therapy?" I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest sons to "come here!" They march up the stairs and find me in their room staring into the bottom of their closet. I said "What are you doing with those? Those are mine!" My 10 year old looks at me all innocent and says. "Well, Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and stuff... and those make really good scud missiles...What do you use them for?" To which I replied: "Never Mind! Go Play!"

OMG - that is hilarious! I can just see your kids "launching" these missles! Thanks for the chuckle! -Wendy

LOL!!! Nothing more entertaining than a mind of a child. Here's my favorite kidlet story. This conversation actually took place between me and my son, he was about 6 at the time. Bob is my brother, and we were living in the same house at the time this happened. Kid: Bob's Dead. Me: WHAT??!?! Kid: Bob's Dead. Me: Bob's not dead, he's over at Ricks! Kid: Nope, he's dead. Me: Honey, if Bob were dead, I'd be crying right now! Kid: Yeah, That's why we can't kill him. Me: No more power rangers for YOU!

Thankyou!! Thankyou!! Thankyou!! Thankyou!! What a great laugh - I needed that!! The only problem is that my 7 year old is sitting next to me playing and is now pestering me to tell her the joke. "When you are older honey - it's a grownup thing". "AWWW - you always say that when things are funny on that computer!" oh well - guess I have too much fun with some of these posts! mgm

That was really cute Gayle. It reminds me of one time when I came home from a business trip to find my 6 year old standing in the living room wearing nothing but his Underoos with a sanitary napkin tucked inside. Mom: Danny...... what are you wearing? Danny: I don't know, but it feels pretty cool. Dad told me what you do with them. I've been wearing them to school. Mom: Where's your father? Connie