A funny for you!

The man of the house stormed into his home and walked up to his wife... Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I AM the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? His wife said, "The funeral director?"

Oh yeah!!!