keeping your sanity
Here is a little bit of advise on keeping your sanity through these time of weight loss and plateus
> >
> > 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and
Point a
> hair
> > dryer at passing cars. See If they slow down.
> > 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice.
> > 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries
> with
> > That.
> > 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
> > 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has
Gotten
> Over
> > Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
> > 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"
> > 7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The
Prophecy."
> > 8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
> > 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
> > 10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They
Answer.
> > 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
> > 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
> > 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
> > 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
Sounds
> All
> > Day.
> > 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
> > Because You're Not In The Mood.
> > 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock
Hard".
> > 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
> > 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling
> > "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
> > 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To
> > Have To Let One Of You Go."
> > And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
> > 20. Send This E-mail To some geeks at work...
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