Inner Peace

Got this from my god-daughter and wanted to share. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives after this past year of stress worldwide. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Nior, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, a couple of half-smoked joints, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel now!!!!!! Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace. Hugs, Connie

Oh girl! I was going to have to kill you for quoting Dr. Phil...who I think is the biggest quack on the face of this earth! But hey - maybe that advice does indeed work for some. I might have to give it a shot! Bwahahahahah! Dina

I couldn't agree with you more about Dr. P. When I first opened this e-mail from my god-daughter, I rolled my eyes and then saw the wisdom of completing what you start. Ha! Hugs, C.

Excuse me but I need to go to the freezer right now and get to work on those fudgies....

And here I was all set to head to my bathroom and start ripping up the floor. What a great start to the day! M.

I'm a perfectionist who also enjoys self-flagellation for not finishing things. Do you know what that's like? It's like being afraid of the dark but having a compunction to flip light switches to the down position. I think Dr. Phil wants me to implode so he can have a guest for his show. Jen M ps - another good one. "Stress comes from knowing what is right but choosing to do something else." Great. So now, knowing that, I feel.... MORE STRESSED! pass me something with sugar and fat so I can eat myself to catatonia