Flatulence Report

Well the National Weather Service has noted this March as being one of the "windiest" in history... It seems with the large number of WLS Patients going post op all of their sensitive equipment was thrown out of whack.... Chicago is no longer the only "windy city" Entire cities have receded from the coast line. The Weather Center's Doppler Machine is always picking up "clouds" that aren't weather related!! Siding and shingle companies report a "boom" in their business for some reason the locals seem to be shaking their houses apart... Air Freshener companies show an increase on the Dow Jones Report second to none on Wall St EVER... The Tidy Bowl man has taken an extended leave of absence.. he cited being overworked and under appreciated. MR Whipple is depressed since there is no longer any Charmin on the shelf to be squeezed. Seems it has all been bought ... The Scrubbin Bubbles have gone on strike.. They said "You do the work.. we don't want too" Mr Clean is still reporting for duty... seems he has bad sinuses and doesn't fear anything. Not to worry.. as the saying goes "THIS TOO SHALL PASS"

Oh my gosh!!! You are just too bad! Happy thoughts, Va Offishal Paper Monkey and Secretary Extraordinaire My Angels ==> Whitney Lori My Angelettes ==> Whitney H & Lori A Was/Am/Wannabe 232/197/130

WTG Girlfriend! Too too funny! Gayle Queen Of Yarn Balls

HAAHAHAHAHAHA STOP KATHY PLEASE ..OH THE RIBS KATHY THE RIBS...LOL HOW YA DOING ? HOPE ALL IS WELL! HUGZ MARY

Hi Mary!!! It's so nice to see ya back on the board.. I missed you when you had your surgery since we're nite owls... I have been just fine thanks for asking.. Spring is so close and I am SO excited. I know for someone in FL this is no big deal but in MI we live for pretty weather!!!! Ok so Spring here is really just a few weeks when they get out every orange cone thingy and close so many roads you can't get to where you're going... BUT it's warmer so we'll take it!!!!!!!!!! Kathy

Too funny Kathy! I just have to say though - I haven't been gassy at all since my surgery. You think there is something wrong with me? Dina

Oh Dina the only thing you can be sure of with this surgery is you can't be sure of anything!!!! It seems like there are such different rules and expectations from so many different doctors. So I wouldn't think there's anything wrong... because it seems no 2 people go thru the same things post op ya know?? I hope this doesn't mean the gas part will catch up with you when you least expect it a few yrs down the road!!!!!

LMAO...that was to funny..showed my hubby he is still laughing.. (((Hugs))) Misty

Good Job Kathy!!! That was too funny and Oh so true!!!! Kelley

***ouch******ouch*** Ya gotta stop this Kathy, I'm gonna rip a stich!!!!!!!!!!!! Whitney