Kimmer, Betsy, Betty
Kimmer
Detroit Public Schools National Spelling Bee Champ, 5th and 6th Grade
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Da Judge of dem Marchers
Kimmer
Mouth Of A Deep Hills Southerner Trapped In A Yankee Body
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Well Louise
We just kinda decided what we wanted to be, like I wanted to be Da Judge, so's we'se go's to the numernations mittee, datz in da berbs of NewPouch, then we do's lotza work cuz we gotzta be numernated den it be sickened den dem Marches kin says anyting dey wantsta wedder we should or wedder we shouldn't git da job. Den presto, we'se be what's we'se wanna be.
Use ya'll wanna be sumtin? I be'in Da Judge, I kin help ya out.
Da Judge of dem Marchers.
We just kinda decided what we wanted to be, like I wanted to be Da Judge, so's we'se go's to the numernations mittee, datz in da berbs of NewPouch, then we do's lotza work cuz we gotzta be numernated den it be sickened den dem Marches kin says anyting dey wantsta wedder we should or wedder we shouldn't git da job. Den presto, we'se be what's we'se wanna be.
Use ya'll wanna be sumtin? I be'in Da Judge, I kin help ya out.
Da Judge of dem Marchers. Yup, berry good 'splainin', yer Royal Hiney Judgeship! 
Da processt ta gets a hi-falutin' title here in da 'burbs o' Newpouch is purdy simple: ya tells us whutchoo think would be's a goodly POsishun fer ya, 'n den we puts it tru Da Roberts Rools o' Orduh. I usta be purdy good at bein' a par-lee-men-taryn durin' dem debatin' classes, 'n den when I wuz a Union Union Stooirt (so I guesses I gots da mos' 'sperience wit da fair way ta do's it, 'n I kindy got stuck wit it). But dem dayz o' remem'brin' all dem 'zact rools iz long gone 'n I jus' kinda ad libbs it now...but ebberywun gits ta vote on yer propozed title 'n POsishun. If'n no one votes, Da Judgeship 'n I jus' kinda rams thru da proseejur 'n ya purdy much gets it by DEEfault, seein' as I's da mostest senior 'n she be's da mos' hi' rankin' on Da Offishal Newpouch Exec-yoo-tiv Board. 
You gots sumpin' ya wanna be? We dun did dis both past weekends. Go back 'n checks out da hee-hawing dis past Fridae 'n Satterdae. Dem too dayz'll bring ya upta speet. But fer da right bribe, er, moteevatin' graff dat might jus' fall inna da hands o' Da Judgeship 'n me, it could be dun soon'r....
Kimmer
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Da processt ta gets a hi-falutin' title here in da 'burbs o' Newpouch is purdy simple: ya tells us whutchoo think would be's a goodly POsishun fer ya, 'n den we puts it tru Da Roberts Rools o' Orduh. I usta be purdy good at bein' a par-lee-men-taryn durin' dem debatin' classes, 'n den when I wuz a Union Union Stooirt (so I guesses I gots da mos' 'sperience wit da fair way ta do's it, 'n I kindy got stuck wit it). But dem dayz o' remem'brin' all dem 'zact rools iz long gone 'n I jus' kinda ad libbs it now...but ebberywun gits ta vote on yer propozed title 'n POsishun. If'n no one votes, Da Judgeship 'n I jus' kinda rams thru da proseejur 'n ya purdy much gets it by DEEfault, seein' as I's da mostest senior 'n she be's da mos' hi' rankin' on Da Offishal Newpouch Exec-yoo-tiv Board.
You gots sumpin' ya wanna be? We dun did dis both past weekends. Go back 'n checks out da hee-hawing dis past Fridae 'n Satterdae. Dem too dayz'll bring ya upta speet. But fer da right bribe, er, moteevatin' graff dat might jus' fall inna da hands o' Da Judgeship 'n me, it could be dun soon'r....
Kimmer
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