Newbie to Newpouch

Hello, fellow Marchers my name is Rhonda and I am newbie to newpouch. Yesterday was my first visit and I cant belive all the fun that I have been missing out on. This group is very positive and fun loving. I have 8 days left till surgery, have been a little nervous lately, but no second thoughts. I hope that eveyones journey continues to go smoothly and as pain free as posible. Rhonda

Hey Rhonda, Congrats on the date!!! Welcome to the Marchers!!! As you already know we like to have a good time, we are a friendly bunch with definite opinions on a variety of topics. in and post often. Some of us no longer have a life outside this board...not naming names but you know who you are.... Go to this link http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/surgdate-forums/03-2004/postdetail/2763.html?vc=0 You are a 1stweeker, so look in the 3rd weekers, click on their profiles and send them an email message to see if they are interested in being your angel and your theirs. I'm a 1st weeker and my angel Whitney is a 3rd weeker. You might want to read their profiles and get to know them or just send all of them an email request. Then when you get your angel, go to your "your profile" page ==> scroll down ==> click on "I've got a date" and input your Angel's name ==> scroll down to the bottom of the page and click on "save my work" P.S. you might want to put in your pre-op info in, in the chart provided. ==> then be sure to click on "save my work". Done Welcome, welcome, welcome!!!!! Happy thoughts, Va 9 sunrises until my new life begins Offishal Paper Monkey and Secretary Extraordinaire Offishal Squirrel Wrangler (willing to share this title) Self Proclaimed Empress of the...dot dot dot... My Angel ==> Whitney

Hey, wait a minute, Va... Are you saying someone's got a life AWAY from this board??? We'd better put a stop to THAT!! Kimmer Has No Life Of Late Zero-minus-16 and counting!

Hey Kimmer, I've been wondering where you are all day long. Gee Whiz!!!! Nope!... I checked...I have no life outside this BOARD!!! I feel in order to carry on in my Offishal compacity that I must focus all my attentions to the matters at hand...Newpouch... or my personal favorite...Hooters, Hot Rods & Hunnies...appears to be my current focus...unfortunately it's difficult to reach the keyboard and type effectively from beneath my chair ...where Kelley went first...I joined her...then here comes Whitney squezzin' in...Gee Whiz...speaking of which...someone really neads a shower... Praying for rain or if all else fails a water hose, Va 9 sunrises until my new life begins Offishal Paper Monkey and Secretary Extraordinaire Offishal Squirrel Wrangler (willing to share this title) Self Proclaimed Empress of the...dot dot dot... Although Dina is coming very close to winning that out right. My Angel ==> Whitney

Wuzzup, Va? Yeah, bein' an Offishal On Da Newpouch Executive Board is gettin' confusin' these days. It'll be nice post-op when I'll be able to play all day long in Newpouch. Wonder if I kin somehows hook dis up to my treadmill 'n bang on the keys whilst I walk away the weight and thrombosis...hmm... All kiddin' aside, you're doin' a remarkable job, Va. I just can't tell you enough. Odd how everything just kinda got borned and is flourishing, isn't it? I dunno 'bout you ('cuz you SMOKE everyone else), but it's worth the time and energy for This Queen. I was up a bit late yabberin' wit my Angel last nite. I just love that girl, and am just so heartsick about her situation. Woke up too early, 'n had to take care of stuff around here. March 9th is drawin' nigh, and no matter how much I bribe them, Nada 'n Lambie Pie just WILL not help get this place in order for their Mommy's surgery. I'm runnin' outta time, so I had to do my highest priority stuffs. I'm JUST about to order youse gals some of those resin chairs for your showers so you can each have one to hide under 'til you're re-plumbed. You must all be gettin' claustrophobic down there... Gotta go make my Grand Rounds in Newpouch...can't miss the "Sex In The City" grand finale tonite. Even gonna stay up late to watch it. Between Friday nite's Newpouch Insanity, last nite's chat and extended jawing with Kathy, and tonite, this flare-up is still hanging in , and Da Evil Boss Lady had BETTER stay outta my face tomorrow: I'll probably wake up down to my last nerve, and if she gets on it, I'll have to call in my invisible friends to bury her body in my backyard.... Kimmer Fifth And Unknown Character In "Sex In The City" Zero-minus-16 and counting!

Welcome to the Marchers of Newpouch !!! (and all the related insanity ) Hugs, Mo (doin' the 29 day boogie )

Yowie! Yet another canary! And she already speaks the Newpouch Lingo!! (I suspect a lurker! ) Welcome Rhonda! Join the March Canary Flock! Singing on-key is optional, but singing is required! We are going into this together, sis! Joy "Chief Canary in Charge" (3/1 Newstart Day in Newpouch)

Another Canary!! Cheez, there's an entire HERD of you canaries now! Joyful C (Chief Canary in Charge) sure has her wings full!! Welcome to the Marchers, Rhonda. So glad ya found us! Kimmer Queen of the Niners, Instigator to All Marchers, High Priestess of Giggles Zero-minus-16 and counting!