Well, we are back in Newpouch
Dis hear postin is for all the newbies, doze quiet ones in the back yard, everone, dis heara board leaves nun, nope not a single one pursun left out, we have lotza jobs and titles to give to ya, jist till all of us what yous is the bestest at. Then we all be gatherin in Newpouch and we take dem numernations, and seckins and discussin and den we be voten, and den ya gets the job. Alls ya'll gotza do is uphold everyone in their journey and make everyone of us fill good, and lift the spirits, not the drunken type, ya'll know the sole and spirit type, and make peple fill good.
There be no clicks for des chicks of rusturs, we's all in da same boat and we gotter maker float.
I be the Da Judge of Da Marchers.
Okie doke, well beings that I'm a dispatcher, can I be the Sheriff of Newpouch? I always wanted to be on the other end of the radio!!! Nightstick at the ready - capstun in one hand, donut in the other....
Dina ----who, up until this moment hadn't thought of the reprecussions of nipple tape and handcuffs....
Dina,
We's wil all met in Newpouch win da odder ofisialls are dun sleepin and den we's wil take the vote. I be thinkin you's wil probly be gitten that thar job, cause I thinks we bin needen one of dem dispatch peples. Psst,
Ya gots eny mo of doze dunit? I be'in da judge I dun't take any bribes or nutten, but sure nuff could use one of a jilly dunit.
Da Judge of Dem Marchers
Hey Dina how about dungeon master It fits right in with your tapping and hand cuffing. You get my vote for either one.
Karen I think you would be a great Offishal Nut You have my vote also but, we must wait on the sleeping beautys. Then you hafta beg cry and whine on your knees They are tough around here in Newpouch. And watch out for Da Judge She'll lock you up and throw the key away. But don't worry to much Lots of keys floating around one of us will let you out.
The Court Jester Betsy
Hey Dina,
Lack of food causing you to be a little slow on the uptake there huh??? While your qualifications for Sheriff for Special Squirrel's may be impressive, I feel that you may actually be more qualified as our Gregarious Dungeon Master. What do you think?
Va
11 sunrises until my new life begins
single digits are just around the corner
Offishal Paper Monkey and Secretary Extraordinaire
Offishal Squirrel Wrangler (willing to share this title)