NUTS ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!

Hi to all you nuts! Ok, I have been laughing my butt off for 30 minutes now.(surgery still needed on that area) LOL I have decided that this board is totally nuts and this is where I belong Now I want to be something!!!! Royal Pain of the board!! Royal Whiner ETC ETC ETC ...I just want to be SOMETHING!!! Please take my whining in to consideration !!!!!! Karen

Karen, Wait a minute .. .......... I resemble that remark !!!! You have my vote Hugs, Mo (doin the 31 day boogie )

Yee****hought you were gonna make being nuts sound like a BAD thing. Glad you straightened THAT one out! No, no, no. You are NOT a Royal Pain, nor a Royal Whiner. Just hang in there a minute or two...your role will come to you (or us). I mean, it took Mo WEEKS of lurking before she became the Offishal Lurker Leader. And, cheez, Betty Singer was just a delicate quiet behind-the-scenes poster until she threatened to have us all committed if we didn't bring her brewskis and make her Da Judge O' Da Marchers. I do hafta admit that Betsy Tayler kinda came out of left field with her Jester suggestion, but she was a natural right off the bat. Besides, she would've been relentless if we wouldn't have done it. These positions take a while to develop. But Royal Pain/Royal Whiner is not a position here in Newpouch. Yet. Hmm... Okay......let's try this...what do you think would qualify you as the Royal Whiner? Give us some Whining Experience... Show us your best whine... Kimmer Queen Of The Niners, Instigator to All Marchers, High Priestess of Giggles Zero-minus-18 and counting!

how about if we make Karen the Chief Nut ? .. or Offishul Nut ?

Ooh, Mo, you Fiend, you!! I LIKE it. I like it A LOT!! Offishul Newpouch Nut. Has a nice ring to it, doncha think? Waddya think, Karen? Kimmer Queen Of The Niners, Instigator to All Marchers, High Priestess of Giggles Zero-minus-18 and counting!

It's good to belong. I feel the same way Karen - I couldn't have dropped in on a better bunch of loons! This board just feels like HOME to me. Dina ---who took her potty break and wonders when someone is going to come in and express disgust over the fact that she's been blowing all this time online getting cheap thrills off an obesity surgery forum!

Ok Ok I need/want to belong somewhere. I tried on the main message board. I was invisible Hope that does not happen here. I already met some neat people.

Oh Martha - you belong here with us! We ARE the land of unwanted toys, right? (Isn't that the name of that place on Rudolph? Can't believe I didn't see that this year!) Dina

...Land of the Misfits, I think. Cheez, my nieces/nephs would FIRE me if they knew I couldn't remember exactly. Aaah, it's true: a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Kimmer Brains Of Pudding Zero-minus-18 and counting!

That's it. Land of the misfits. Dina -----Hey? Who moved my Ritalin?