Sad news....

Found out last night that.........I can't wear any make up the day of surgery. Can't even wear deodorant... And on top of that they told me I was gonna be nekkid on the table! No undies, no bra, NO JOHNNY!!!! HELLO, WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING???? I'm getting surgery on my tummy and that's it...Why can't they tuck the Johnny under my boobies? And why can't I wear under wear? Is it cause of the catheter? Well, how bout crotchless pannies Something got to be done here! I don't like the way this sounds... Big smelly girl with braids lying on table nekkid with boobies hanging over table! I don't like it! Kelley 20 days and a wake up!

Yepper, Found out the same stuff yesterday. No Perfume or hairspray either. Smelly, not so attractive creatures we be on that cold tiney little table. I never...EVER...go anywhere...and I mean ANYWHERE without my hair beautified and my make-up on! GESSSH! do you think the healthcare industry will recover from said exposure??????? Now climbing under the chair with Kelley Hmmmm...not alot of room under here...maybe, I should have brought my own chair????? Gee whiz Kelley get your elbow out of my EYE!!!! Va

Naked I can do but nooooooo hairspary ???????? what the hell are these people thinking. I gave up caffaine, smoking, drinking, and in 3 weeks food now I have to go into this with my hair in my eyes?????????? Well I have to go take a pill now Very upset```````` Debbie

"Self, Didn't I tell them they should get a chair?" "Yes, Self, I TOLD them to get a chair. Coulda used in the shower AND to hide under. But do they listen? NOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooo!" Kimmer Talks To Self And Answers Zero-minus-18 and counting!

Kimmer, You have really got to quit talking to yourself girl! Don't you realize the guys with the little white coats are hanging out just outside your door. They're just waiting for an excuse to cart you off to that "nice" "State" facility. Actually they've been waiting for years, but they've been forced to wait until you get down to a shadow of your former self. Those special little strappy pieces of apparel they specialize in are kinda one size fits all. Still hiding under the chair with Kelley, Va

I'm not worried! My invisible friends will keep them at bay... Kimmer Breeder of Invisible Rottweilers, too Zero-minus-18 and counting!

Too funny! I'm glad its not just my surgeon who has these CRAZY rules!!!!!!! Kelley

Hi Kelley, ILMAO...Too funny!!! All we can hope for is that these people don't know us.Will never meet us any where else and even if they do they won't know it is us because we will be slim, beautiful, hair ,make up and nails done. Can't wait for that day.My new self starts in 13 sleeps!!!! Karen

We will be lucky if we don't get a shave from A to Z!!! Joy

Yeah, FAT CHANCE (pun intended) that they won't recognize us. Think about it. I'm gonna have to face my SURGEON two weeks after the image of me flobbed on that table like a beached whale is permanently burnt into his brain. He's doing me Lap, so picture a beached whale with 4 or 5 HARPOONS stickin' outta her gut...AAAARGH!! Maybe he can just skip the RNY and shave off a couple of inches of fat and sell it as free-range WHALE BLUBBER!! I mean, it'd be different if he was, like, old and had warts on his face or something. But my surgeon is a HOTTIE! And WORSE, my anesthesiologist is GQ GORGEOUS!! This is NOT a good scenario... Kimmer Next Rotten-Dot-Com Centerfold Zero-minus-18 and counting!