Court Jester Position...interview

All Marchers -- Betsy Tayler has requested to be the Marcher Court Jester. Here's part of her message: ~~Hello All, I'm guilty of luking for oh,you don't want to know how long! I stood in the corner for five minutes so I'm finished feeling guilty. Kimmer, if you are Queen, Instigator, and High Priestess can you plezzzzz appoint me Court Jester????? Will ya HUH HUH HUH??~~ She sounds like a good candidate to me. Not only is she new, but she's got Lurker experience, she's gutsy enough to ask about a not-yet-created position, and she DOES seem to be good "Jester" material. But we have no "rulers" here, I can't "appoint" anyone, so this is the Marchers' time to step up to the microphone and ask Betsy some questions to see if she'd "qualify" for position of Court Jester. It's up to us...this is a VERY serious issue, donchaknow... Betsy, we'll ask you some questions, and you can give us your response. Howz dat? I'll start....um....why do you think you'd be a good Court Jester for The Marchers? Kimmer Member of Court Jester Interview Panel Zero-minus-18 and counting!!

As the original 'admitted' lurker .. I think the lurker experience should definitely qualify Betsy for a position. She seems to have our number already !!! Hugs, Mo (dancin to the tune of 31 days .. )

I concur. Pretty impressive coming from the Lurker Leader, too... Kimmer All Lurkers Welcome Zero-minus-18 and counting!

Kimmer, Oh boy, I should be Court Jester Because, 1. People think I'm very funny I mean thats got to be why people just look at me and laugh, right I said RIGHT! 2. You know that game Balderdash (the one where you Lie) I'm extremely good at that game My imagnation just runs away with me. My grown kids refuse to play with me AHHHHHH but the grandkids don't know yet shhhhh don't tell em okay. 3. I LOVE to see people laugh and have been known to do almost anything to tickle them. 4. I can give as good as I can take. and vise-versa. 5. I often stay up all night thinking of come backs........................ 6. My husband (who is very funny in his own mind ops I mean right) often justs shakes his head and walks away. He always comes back so far Well, Howed I do?????? Huh, I can do better I just always choke up when someone says interview. I'm used to being the interviewer not interviewed. Ya know what I mean? Anxiously awaiting outcome. Betsy oh oh, plus I'm here alot!

Oh...KI-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-ER! (Now think of the Lassie TV show and how Timmy calls for her in the beginning of each show) Sorry small attempt at humor. Anyway, since you obviously had the "Power" to dub me Offishal Paper Monkey and Secretary Extraordinaire, I do believe you have the power to do additional dubbing... But you must be sure of your choice...once said choice is made...it cannot be undone...well it could be undone...but what is undone could be messy...and we anal retentive's don't like messes...we'd then have to get our hands dirty...and let me tell you...you don't want to be locked in a room with an anal retentive with dirty hands...well maybe you would...No, you wouldn't...does anyone have the key...I seemed to be locked in....(knock)...(knock)...anyone out there...H-E-L-L-OOOOOO....(knock) Va 11 sunrises until my new life begins single digits are just around the corner WooHoo!!!

Va, I have the key!!!!!!!!! Maybe I should hold you hostage until I get what I want. Okay fine Here's the dang key. I can't stand to hear that little (or maybe not so little) voice saying Hellooooooo Help Meeeee. Crossing fingers and everything else that will cross for that Court Jester position Betsy

Oh, yeah, I was the one who dubbed you The Offishal Marcher Paper Monkey And Secretary Extraordinaire, wasn't I? Hmm... Well, yeah, but, like, you were doing it of your own volition, and doing such an EXTRAORDINARY job of it (EVERYONE says so!) that, well, like, I just figured you should be given a title and be put on the payroll. (The OMPM&SE position is the only paid position ON this board, ya know...) So, like, does that address your appointment goodly enuff? Kimmer Good At Tap Dancing Zero-minus-18 and counting!

Kimmer, OK...so if we use this criteria for appointing a Court Jester (and now Betty want's to be our Judge...Here ye....Here ye....) Then a trial by fire is in order. So I guess who ever takes it upon themselves to make us laught until we either fall out of our chairs OR makes us have to mop the floor beneath our chairs...gets the title. But Kimmer...I have to say they'll be up against stiff competition to out do you. LET THE FUN BEGIN!! Va

OMG, Betsy may have STIFF competition with Betty breakin' out like she just has (and here, I figured Betty to be such a subdued petite flower...boy, was I wrong on THAT call! ). I've already had to change my panties 'cuz I was LMAO at her! Went and stole a Depends outta my Mom's stash from when she stays here. Betty may just have taken the lead for Jester...but Betty only wans ta be da hi judge o' da Marchers. So Betsy's still our prime applicant for Jester. HOWever, Betty DID slip and suggest something that could work: she said something like "I already gots two votes an oney needs one mo' befo' I's offishally da judge...". Good criteria. I'm thinkin' that maybe three votes could decide these positions. Whutchoo tink? Kimmer Strives To Be Fair Zero-minus-18 and counting!

Ok so what's wrong with having 2 jesters? just means twice the laughs right?