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Ok, I mad at Diet Coke...A few months ago, I was drinking about 3 liters of Coke a day. Well, I switched to diet coke for a while, then weened myself to Caffeine free Diet coke. I finally, weened myself off of all Sodas! Well, the other day I saw Diet coke with Lime. I had to try it....NOW, I'm addicted! BLAH! Diet Coke w/ Lime is the It taste SOOO DAMN GOOD! On top of that, yesterday, I had a huge fight! You wanna know with who? Well It was with the pringles Guy... My kids wanted some pringles and some how the can ended up on my desk! I told him That I didn't want any cause I am on a diet...Well he said "Kelley, just have a few" So I did. Then closed the can...And there was Mr. Pringle again, "kelley, come on, have so more" I yelled at him and told him "NO"...Well, He beat me! He beat me BAD! I had about 3 servings How dare he fight with me...? UGH! He's the Devil, The Devil, I tell ya! So anyway, I'm in love with Diet Coke w/ Lime and have Pringles hanging off my ass. Next time I'm just gonna glue them to my hips and call it a day! Kelley MARCH RULES p.s., Mr. Pringle, You are EVIL. Take your chips and your friend Diet coke and shove em up your arse!

You know Kelley, I saw chocolate slices that come in cans and look like chocolate pringles. Just thought you might like to know... Joy (3/1)

UGH!!!!!! NO NO NO !!!!!! You wanna know something...? I'm not into chocolate I'm a salty person! Lucky thing! Chips are the Kelley MARCH RULES YEAH BABY!

DIE, Evil Pringles Dude, DIE!!! Our poor Kelley...just getting it from ALL sides, aren't ya? Wait 'til the blue M&Ms start calling your name from the bag stashed in the back corner of your cupboard. (My sister, a WLS post-op, dumped on blue M&Ms 'cuz she SWEARS she heard them calling to her...she'd put the bag away weeks earlier and didn't even remember it 'til she 'heard them' calling for her... My sister has serious issues...) Kimmer

Hey, If she has issues, so do I! I seem to get into fights with foods all the time. I'm telling ya, it's NOT FUN! They always beat me. I end up coming out of it with a fat ass and huge thighs...I'd rather get black eyes! Kelley BTW, I am in such a crazy weird Kind of mood. Thought about my surgery today, and I can't believe it, Its in 5 weeks. 5 weeks sounds so much better than 36 days! YEAH BABY! WOOHOO! DOING THE HAPPY DANCE ooh...weird feeling in the tummy just came back! I like it, I like it a lot!! MARCH RULES neenerneenerPooPoo

Kelley, put down that tea! (I don't believe you that it's Diet Coke with Lime...I KNOW how you act after a couple gallons of tea...) Hey, I know whutchoo mean 'bout "5 weeks sounds way better than 36 days..." I'm a towering 5'0" tall, but I always tell people I'm 4'12" 'cuz it seems to sound taller to me. Kimmer Queen of the "Niners"

Aren't those companys just evil!!! putting stuff like that out there for us to fight with. I completely understand everytime I go to the grocery I hear the double stuff oreo's calling my name and telling me they are on sale 2 for 1 and I am so dieing for any kind of carbonated drink (I have been drinking nothing bu****er for the last week). On an off topic I just wanted to thank Kelly and Kimmer for being so upbeat for the last couple of weeks I have gotten so many laughs off of this board and it is appreciated!!

Hey, Melenia! No thanks required. I just find humor in everything. I also find that humor heals everything. It's just something that 'works' for me. I'm sure you guys'll be there when I need some encouragement, too. If not, I'll hunt you all down like rabid dogs... Kimmer High Priestess of Giggles

lmao Kelley March Rules