Cheesy One-Liners/Come Ons

Kayla mentioned something so true on another post about men all of a sudden giving us ex-MOs attention. So I'm just curious to know what cheesy one liners or come ons have you gotten from strangers trying to pick up on you. I dont' have many to write about maybe just one that happened a few weeks ago. I was at a casino with my grandparents and parents. I went to get a coffee from the drink station and there was this man there. He was very short (shorter than me) and I noticed he was there getting his drink...he was actually in my way. When I approached he moved outta the way and I felt him standing around me. Then I moved over cause I thought I was getting in his way and that's when he turns to me and says in spanish: "Tienes ganas de ganar esta noche?" huh? Translation: "Do you feel like winning tonight?" I looked at him and he had this goofy smile on his face...ok who am I kidding he had a goofy/freaky face. I just kinda grinned and left. I thought it was so kinda funny. So thats one...what are yours? I wanna hear from all men/women. I know men get them too...don't be shy. Elisa

Wow-people are shy about this one, huh Elisa? You should post this exact thing on the main BB...It's interesting to me how we formally MO's deal with this attention, vrs people who get this all the time, or their whole lives. I haven't gotten any as good as yours...that's for sure...LOL! Guys just try to make conversation now, and before they never did...so?...I get, "I like your Jeep...bla bla bla..." "I like your tattoo...bla bla bla..." That kind of thing...."what's your name?" "Are you married?"...........The best was the other night I went out with my mama, and the bouncer dude said ,"you look really beautilful tonight." I literally turned around and looked over my shoulder thinking he was talking to someone else. Once a fat girl, always a fat girl...hopefully not in the true sense of the word!

I guess people are shy...LOL. Maybe I will post it on the main board. I dunno...I'm a little discouraged by the replies here. LOL You guys are asleep aren't you...? You make an interesting point. I'd like to know too how other people deal. Well, the ones I've gotten aren't that good...it's really silly to me. I get more looks etc. and now I feel like I can't go out without make up or dressed like a bum.... Thanks for sharing Kayla! Elisa

Well-you're so right! I also think that women that have always had that attention no how to deal with it better. I am so not used to it, that I will be all nice and talk a lot, not even thinking that this person is interested in me, in...uh...that kind of way...I guess we need to be careful about guys getting the wrong idea. See ya hottie!

Yeeeaaah, I think we are too nice. My husband and I had these conversations b4 surgery about what we would do if we started to get attention from others and he'd be like...you'll tell 'em to F*** off right? And I'd say yeah I would but in a nice way... when I was really thinking, "I can't do that..." it's not in me to tell people to straight out f*** off? I'm not a ***** like that you know? Haha...so I try not to even start a conversation with anyone...if they say hi fine I'll smile but nothing else. I still need to learn how to better deal with this. Thanks! Elisa

I have noticed that a lot of men talk to me that wouldnt before. I just ignore a lot of them as they are my husbands friends. One even told my husband to sit in another chair that he wanted to sit by me not him. I went ahead and sit on the other side of my husband. Some just ask How I lost all that weight? I dont tell them either. I just telll them with diet and exercise....