The local YMCA is featuring me in a brochure!
Some people think just walking into the gym counts as exercise. I've heard the staff talk about the members who come, hang out in the locker room a bit, and then go home and say "Yeah, I went to the gym this morning". One of the trainers was even talking about the women who walks around "blessing the machines". He called it that because he wasn't sure what she was doing and he knew for darn sure it wasn't exercising. LOL