OT: I think you're the father of one of my kids

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS. A guy goes to the supermarket & notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him & say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife & says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes & calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Thanks, I needed a laugh on this Monday