I made the TOP 10 list at the gym!
I went to the gym to work out. I stopped by the desk to get my wallet & keys. I always leave them in a pouch at the desk when I work out. The girl asked my name so she could get the correct stuff. She looked at me and smiled really big and said "Congratulations!". I asked why. She said she had just posted the "Top 10" lists for June. I had no idea what she was talking about. So, she walked me around the corner and showed me. It seems the weight machines keep track of the weight you lift. Each month, they print the "Top 10" weight lifters for each gender. You'll never guess who was sitting in NUMBER ONE for the females. ME ME ME!!!! I lifted a total of 724,000 pounds in June. I never dreamed I would make any Top 10 list at a gym. Well, maybe the Top 10 people who were members but never came. I'm overcome with joy!